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Post by shishiharu on Jun 24, 2008 3:59:29 GMT -5
Once again...I am sorry =O Though this time it was my agents fault. BAD JAMES BOND, I TOLD YOU THREE TIMES, NAKED ONLY WORKS IN PORN!
God, stupid agent >>
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Post by Orochimaru on Jun 24, 2008 11:16:38 GMT -5
Lmfao! xDD
Haru makes all the news better. >.>
I dunno why we need news at all, we could just have him write them out of his own head. xDD
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Lenai Arina
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Hopes lead to pain and wishing is impractical. But I can't seem to stop...
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Post by Lenai Arina on Oct 2, 2008 10:10:52 GMT -5
Here kitty kitty, heeeeeere kitty ki- OMG! 3:58 PM Tue, Sep 30, 2008 | Permalink Taylor E-mail It's bad to cry wolf.
It's also bad to cry bunny rabbit when you've got Godzilla at your door.
In that spirit, we present today's blog, fresh from the Dept. of Understatements.
Officer Mark Ableman probably wasn't too thrilled when he got the seemingly ho-hum call about a bothersome "kitty cat" at a Casper home.
But when he arrived at the scene, he got more than he bargained for.
Instead of your everyday house cat, the officer was greeted by a 90-pound mountain lion, busting an epic chill on some lady's porch, The Associated Press reports.
Beverly Hood said she was inside her home when she saw the lion lounging in her yard.
She said the killer kitty hissed at her, but she wasn't scared.
Instead, she dialed 911 and reported it.
The dispatcher then radioed Officer Ableman, but instead of calling it a "big cat," she called it a "house cat."
Whoops.
After Ableman called for backup (and perchance a clean pair of shorts), a game warden arrived and tranquilized the lion so it could be relocated.
Yaaaaaay.
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And I continue the weird news! And we need it because this crap actually happens, as opposed to the junk out of Haru's head. At least I hope that stuff doesn't happen...
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Post by shishiharu on Oct 2, 2008 15:55:04 GMT -5
I'll have you know that junk in my head is reality >> All this news you've posted?
Just my imagination run wild =D
As for the big kitty, It actually wasn't my fault this time =o My neighbors cat got mad at me and tried to scratch me, so I put it inside my growth machine and shipped it away.
Too bad I forgot to tell the mailman the green button meant "On" and not "Free Cheesecake" Like I had it labeled .____.
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Lenai Arina
Genin
Konoha no Shinobi Team 19
Hopes lead to pain and wishing is impractical. But I can't seem to stop...
Posts: 218
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Post by Lenai Arina on Oct 31, 2008 9:41:49 GMT -5
Hoity-toity crook busted in getaway limo 12:18 PM Tue, Oct 28, 2008
Welcome to today's edition of Lifestyles of the Rich and Felonious!
We've got just the thing for all those thieving baddies out there who need to get their posh on: Getaway limos.
That's right.
Because today's hardened crook shouldn't be forced to do without while on the lam.
It actually happened in a Dallas-area suburb.
Police say Cory Eugene Gill held up a bank in Irving and then hopped into a big black limo, The Associated Press reports.
And then it was off to the batcave ... err ... Tulsa!
Police say Gill hightailed his high-class tush out of town to Oklahoma, where he arranged for a different limo service to pick him up again.
But that didn't happen.
Police had set up surveillance on old Fancypants and busted him before he could make his hoity-toity transfer.
Gill was put behind bars without bond on charges from Dallas and Seattle.
Score one for the good guys. -----------------------------------------------------------------
Well if you gotta commit a felon, why not commit it in style? Of course, it would only work if you, say, DON'T GET CAUGHT!
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