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Post by Orochimaru on Oct 14, 2007 7:14:14 GMT -5
You're about to view a thread of the stupidest there have ever been. I used to do this with my highschool friends. But I'm not kidding you, it's also funny, in that nerdy way I'm not afraid to say I love. xDD
It' basically this: I write a small and very retarded story, but leave the character names blank, and fill them in with those of your choice. The thing is, you won't see the text until after you've chosen the characters. Which makes for hilarious combinatinos. xD There's an example below.
Here is how it works, to keep things neat:
1. Post here, telling me that you would like me to write a text for you.
2. I'll reply when I have written it, and tell you the number of characters I will need you to give me.
3. You need to reply and list as many characters as I requested. Characters can be from anything and anywhere you like, even if no one else knows them, I won't mind.
4. I will then post the final text, including the character names you gave me. And it'll most likely be funny. xD
Example in post below!
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Post by Orochimaru on Oct 14, 2007 7:33:45 GMT -5
EXAMPLE
Step One
-- I wrote this:
"Maybe (1) knows all, but (2) knows how to steal his/her ideas. Perhaps (3) hears all, but (4) hides behind doors, eavesdropping, and finds out as well. Maybe (5) sees all, but (6) bought pwnsome glasses. Perhaps (7) eats all, but (8) knows how to hide the food. It is obvious that only one person can defeat them all. Super (9)! You may find him at (10)'s phone number, because he/she went to live there uninvited. Call now! (11)'s phone company is offering a special discount. Also, the first 100 callers will receive a free (12). How could you refuse such an amazing offer? Only the ungrateful (13) ever could. Eh, fine. If you're still refusing, we should tell you that the first ten callers will also receive a free trip to (14)'s mountain cabin, together with your dream partner, (15). We are afraid, however, that you can't get out of there until morning, because (16) sleeps in front of the door, thus blocking your only way out. We totally promise the bathroom is not in another building. Anyway, we are anticipatedly sorry if (17) will be snoring loudly. Caution! The Big Greedy (18) will not return your money. Also, watch out for Little Pink (19): he bites hard, especially if it's anyone that looks like (20)."
Step Two
Then my deskmate gave me these names. (They are characters from Shaman King, Yu-Gi-Oh! and Naruto. xD)
1. Pirika
2. Rebecca
3. Kakashi
4. Zabuza
5. Kaiba
6. Bakura
7. Sakura
8. Hinata
9. Pegasus
10. Lyserg
11. Ryu
12. Tea
13. Rock Lee
14. Gaara
15. Mokuba
16. Itachi
17. Bandit Keith
18. Orochimaru
19. Jiraiya
20. Marik
Final Product:
Maybe Pirika knows all, but Rebecca knows how to steal her ideas. Perhaps Kakashi hears all, but Zabuza hides behind doors, eavesdropping, and finds out as well. Maybe Kaiba sees all, but Bakura bought pwnsome glasses. Perhaps Sakura eats all, but Hinata knows how to hide the food. It is obvious that only one person can defeat them all. Super Pegasus! You may find him at Lyserg's phone number, because he went to live there uninvited. Call now! Ryu's phone company is offering a special discount. Also, the first 100 callers will receive a free Tea. How could you refuse such an amazing offer? Only the ungrateful Rock Lee ever could. Eh, fine. If you're still refusing, we should tell you that the first ten callers will also receive a free trip to Gaara's mountain cabin, together with your dream partner, Mokuba. We are afraid, however, that you can't get out of there until morning, because Itachi sleeps in front of the door, thus blocking your only way out. We totally promise the bathroom is not in another building. Anyway, we are anticipatedly sorry if Bandit Keith will be snoring loudly. Caution! The Big Greedy Orochimaru will not return your money. Also, watch out for Little Pink Jiraiya: he bites hard, especially if it's anyone that looks like Marik.
*coughs* Yes, it's retarded. I told you from the very beginning. >.>
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