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Post by rokudou on Dec 10, 2007 9:00:36 GMT -5
Yep,title spills it all!
Pein:Konan,i want to tell you...that i love you
Wait...that is something hed say XDDDDDDDDDD
Okay for real:
Naruto:I love Ino!
>_> What,im a rabid NaruIno fan-hides-
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Post by kittymay on Dec 10, 2007 10:10:13 GMT -5
Things Naruto characters wouldn't normally say hmm? Alright I will give it a shot.
Ino: Sakura-chan, lets have a sleep over!
Sakura: Sure!
-Both girls go off to Ino's house. Naruto peeks out from behind a fence. Kakashi and Sasuke both standing beside him peek out as well.-
Naruto: Hey... Sasuke, did you hear that? Ino and Sakura are having a sleep over.
Sasuke: We should have one too! Ours will be better!
Naruto: Uh... gee... Sasuke... Uhm... That sounds great but uh, perhaps we should go spy on the girls.
Kakashi: >.> If he won't do it I will.
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Post by tobi on Dec 11, 2007 23:53:07 GMT -5
Rock Lee: Wow Gai sensei.... that was really stupid....
Naruto: You know I don't really feel like Ramen today. Lets have sushi instead
Shikamaru: Who wants to go and ask for a mission with me!?
Hinata: Screw you Naruto! If you can't see that I am madly in love with you by now then I don't want to deal with you! I don't want to see your face ever again!
Just a few off the top of my head.
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Post by vandal on Dec 12, 2007 3:12:27 GMT -5
Tobi: I like chocolate milk! (Oh wait... He would say that... GO CHEESE!)
Sasuke: I'm straight. (Alright, 'nuff with the cheap shots...)
Orochimaru: Ya know... Immortality sucks...
Third Hokage: I'm still alive! I think I'm feeling better! I think I'll go take a walk...
Chyo-Baa: --Looking at Gaara-- Well... That b*tch is dead...
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Post by Konan on Dec 13, 2007 4:50:00 GMT -5
Hanabi: Attention, please. I'd just like to apologise to a few very dear people whom I truly love and respect alot. Namely, Kono, my sister, cousin Neji and Tobi...
Hidan: I have discovered a new religion better than Jashin: Hinduism! *runs off to become a swahli*
Deidara: Ino! my long-forgotten daughter born from a night of booze!
Ino: Deidara! My long-forgotten father who stupidly fathered me after a night of booze!
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Post by kirikirimai on Dec 13, 2007 16:56:37 GMT -5
Chouji: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back riiiibs!
Shikamaru: I've got tea and biscuits!
Ino: My one true love! Gai-sensei!
Televangelist: Are you sittin' nekkid in a beanbag eatin' cheetoes?
Gai: Uh huh... --Crunch--
Kisame: --Sings-- So long! And hanks for all the fish! We sorry, it had to come to this!
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Post by Hyuuga Hinata on Feb 17, 2008 17:08:22 GMT -5
Karin: *takes off glasses* Suigetsu....
Sasuke: I have a fabulous hair stylist. You really should try her! Here, I'll give you the numbers. Toodles!
Gaara: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...
Kakashi: I do.
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Misarashi Katanai
Genin 
Suna no Shinobi
Hate is a good thing. It makes things we love seem all the better.
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Post by Misarashi Katanai on Mar 9, 2008 20:41:24 GMT -5
I'll give it a try. ^^
Sakura: "Sasuke--I'm glad you ran away. It gave me time to think and I realized that I don't love you. My one TRUE love is Chouji. I'm sorry."
Sasuke: "But honey, I came back! All I was doing was buying some chocolate cake for you! *holds up half of a chocolate cake*"
Sakura: "Half of it's missing... YOU'RE SEEING SOMEONE ELSE!!! I never want to see you again, Uchiha Sasuke!"
Sasuke: "Fine! I'm having an affair with Ino, anyway!"
Ino: "It's true--we're engaged."
Chouji: "But Ino, you're MY girlfriend!"
Sakura: "Chouji? You're cheating on me?!"
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Post by Houzuki Suigetsu on May 9, 2008 5:07:45 GMT -5
Rofl I loved your last one Kat.
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Neji: Why can't I have eyebrows like Lee's? I want Gai-sensei to dress me up in a green jumpsuit too.
Kakuzu: I'll make you some for free.
Hidan: Kakuzu, get back inside, I made you a new dress.
Sasuke: Are you guys using my pink silk from China again? I had bought that for Itachi, not you!
Itachi: It's ok, Sasuke, let's have tea with mom and dad.
Madara: Sending you two to that shrink was really a good idea, look how well you're getting along now.
1st Hokage: Madara, my man, what's rollin'? Let's get married sooner.
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Post by Benzaiten Karasu on May 15, 2008 7:12:32 GMT -5
Sasuke: IT'S RAINING SUNSHINE!
Naruto: Dude...*smokes pot* Whatever...
Hinata: *kicking Naruto's butt* WEIRD THAT BIOTCH!
Shikamaru: Let's do two hundreds laps around the village for a warmup, then we can do twelve missions before we go and help the homeless! (In other words, Lee...)
Ino: You know what? Forget this! *shaves head*
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