The Adoption of Sasuke

[Orochimaru]

All right, dear co-forum-dwellers and the likes... Anko and I -- yes, we are re-married... wait, we were never divorced... whatever, back together. Anyway, due to my infidelities and some problems they have generated, we have decided, through various means we shall not get into, that we need to adopt a child.


So behold what came out. >.> I sent a very loving and caring demand friendly request, as you can see below:


Orochimaru: "Sasuke. *gets feeling he forgot something* Oh yeah that. -kun. We want to adopt you. That means me and Anko. That's because I told Sakura we had kids, but we don't really have any, and we both hate kids, so we need you now. No is not an option, or I'll tell the whole cast you got bullied by Kabuto off-screen."


To which he replied with equal joy and adoration, of course:


Sasuke Uchiha: *glares* Can't you just go to an orphanage? No, wait, don't. You'll just bring another worthless loser that I'll have to put up with from there. *sigh* Fine, you can adopt me. But I have an official Terms of Service contract that you must sign. The only two points I'll stress on are: "I will never have an older brother while I'm your child." and "I get my own room in which I can scheme and be angsty without your interruptions." Also, you and Anko may not ground me for being out late hunting for Akatsuki. The End.


There, bitches. All MINE. Erm... I mean, ours. Yeah. >.> Live to see one more mistreated child. On Otogakure Live Channel, brought to you by Kabuto's TV Satellite Ripping.

Thank you for watching us?

>.>;;

You have just been robbed.

[Mitarashi Anko]

*coughs*

Breaking news?

And by demand, we've adopted Haru now as well, who plans to be Sasuke's kinda-twin brother.

We make quite the happy family, don't we?

Tune in next time. Maybe Ino and Sasuke will be married by then. >.>

[kakashi]

I'm sad to report, but Konoha's beloved and not very well known, Fluffy, my cat has died. D= (I don't really have a cat.)

*sigh* However, to take the place of Fluffy though Fluffy could never be replaced, I've been forced to decided to adopt Ino (even though I don't want to) so she wouldn't have to work and so her parents wouldn't have to deal with her stuffs.

That's all for now. Tune in next week... I guess.

[Lenai Arina]

Ha. I just have that to say to Sasuke: Ha. But I have been wondering, who's in charge of our little Naruto orphanage? Aside from Oro-sama I mean.

And NO. Before someone can come up with something really stupid that makes me need to take more aspirin than is healthy for me, NO.

[Uchiha Sasuke]

...I suppose I have to show my face in here. Whatever, I make you look good, Orochimaru, you should be grateful for that.

At any rate, my comment for the media: "I have nothing to say. Move along."

[Orochimaru]

I should put Sasuke in charge of the section for little crying babies. He poses tough, but I bet you all you want he wouldn't kill them. So I'd love to see him struggle.

Lolol. I just gave myself the best images in a while. xDD

Also, Sasu, I've just been so smart I no longer need to come up with a good come-back for you. *nod, nod* >.>

[Yamanaka Ino]

Zomg! =o

I love that line, Sasuke. Move along. So original.

And in regards to the cameras, no matter how good I look on the screen, no pictures, please and thank you. =)