Post by Lenai Arina on Dec 8, 2008 8:16:41 GMT -5
Okay, I have too much time on my hands so I have created what I shall call The Itachi Theory of Naruto. It begins like this:
Itachi is stupid. (No offense to his rper.)
The entire plot of Naruto centers around the fact that Itachi is stupid, has conducted himself in a stupid manner, and therefore caused angst and strife to most of the characters of Naruto, despite the fact that he is not really evil.
Stupid Idea:
Itachi did not explain to Sasuke why he killed their clan, thereby causing the main conflict of Naruto, the fact that Sasuke angsts to kill his brother. Until after he kills him of course.
I realise that it is probably very difficult to explain to a small child why you are killing his parents, but Itachi could have made an attempt. Especially because Sasuke thought he was practically God.
Next:
If he did not explain to Sasuke right away, he could have kidnapped him, as we have all seen he is more than capable of doing, and bound or otherwise rendered him incapable of movement while he explained the situation to an older and more capable of understanding Sasuke. It would have been a problem, and the angst would have gone on long enough to please the fangirls, but eventually Sasuke might have reached a safe point, thereby eliminating the whole Sasuke-Captain Pedophile (No offense Oro-sama) problem.
Plot:
Do not tell me that it would have destroyed the plot of Naruto. It could have created a whole new plot, this one not including Itachi's death. We could have spent many a season attempting to rescue Itachi from having to spy on the Akatsuki, and the writers could have taken it from there. There could have been just as many fillers as before, all ending with this major battle that would be emotionally satisfying to everyone involved.
Conclusion:
Itachi's stupidity lead to his own death.
Yes I have too much time on my hands. I am bored to tears and my brain is going to explode from studying for finals. Physics is evil. So is college.
Itachi is stupid. (No offense to his rper.)
The entire plot of Naruto centers around the fact that Itachi is stupid, has conducted himself in a stupid manner, and therefore caused angst and strife to most of the characters of Naruto, despite the fact that he is not really evil.
Stupid Idea:
Itachi did not explain to Sasuke why he killed their clan, thereby causing the main conflict of Naruto, the fact that Sasuke angsts to kill his brother. Until after he kills him of course.
I realise that it is probably very difficult to explain to a small child why you are killing his parents, but Itachi could have made an attempt. Especially because Sasuke thought he was practically God.
Next:
If he did not explain to Sasuke right away, he could have kidnapped him, as we have all seen he is more than capable of doing, and bound or otherwise rendered him incapable of movement while he explained the situation to an older and more capable of understanding Sasuke. It would have been a problem, and the angst would have gone on long enough to please the fangirls, but eventually Sasuke might have reached a safe point, thereby eliminating the whole Sasuke-Captain Pedophile (No offense Oro-sama) problem.
Plot:
Do not tell me that it would have destroyed the plot of Naruto. It could have created a whole new plot, this one not including Itachi's death. We could have spent many a season attempting to rescue Itachi from having to spy on the Akatsuki, and the writers could have taken it from there. There could have been just as many fillers as before, all ending with this major battle that would be emotionally satisfying to everyone involved.
Conclusion:
Itachi's stupidity lead to his own death.
Yes I have too much time on my hands. I am bored to tears and my brain is going to explode from studying for finals. Physics is evil. So is college.
